I met Mia through Instagram. She liked a bunch of my photos showing me deadlifting massive amounts of weight, so I messaged her, saying, “I think I’m somewhat attracted to you.”
She responded immediately, “Somewhat?”
“Yeah… Somewhat.”
Mia went on to blast several messages typed in all caps, which I did not read. Instead, I asked her to FaceTime me, droppin…
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